worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The adults are the big ones right?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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