then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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