McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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