shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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