so let's talk penis.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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