Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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