You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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