Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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