do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
