Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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