Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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