Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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