So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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