Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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