walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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