Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dick very happy bro
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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