Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
