How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Randomize
