My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I understand Curling. That high.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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