When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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