Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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