How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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