I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My dick has a subreddit
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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