I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize