best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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