I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
