end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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