And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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