remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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