Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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