if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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