Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Randomize