dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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