well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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