So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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