break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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