I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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