Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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