if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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