physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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