I smell stomach acid.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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