i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Bring me that man meat
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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