I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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