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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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