Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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