dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
