i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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