So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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