New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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