Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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