THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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