Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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