when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
