She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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