couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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