i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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