Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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