operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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