just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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