so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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